Funny Stuff

dave · dave

for them thats not seen it, tis a wee taker but dont tell them that

edit, link has changed -- Edited by dave at 23:59, 2006-05-10

old bird · old bird

Don't blame me if you start humming this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

dave · dave

Two old men decide they are close to their last days on earth and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at a place where women of the night charge for their services. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first tw...

vee8 · vee8

..when the 'good woman' keeps getting on your case: http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf Click and drag her around like a sack of spuds.

dave · dave

pink · pink

How the hell do I get into a private forum?? xx

vee8 · vee8

The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain...

dave · dave

the top part been around for ages dont rember seeing the bottom ones though Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise. Translation: Clamp with molegrips (adjustable wrench) then beat repeatedly with hammer anticlockwise. You do know which way is anticlockwise, don't you? Haynes: Should remo...

vee8 · vee8

Try this...........buggered if I know how it works YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATHS 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multi...

vee8 · vee8

http://eclectech.co.uk/camillaqueen.php

dave · dave

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5570085385&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

dave · dave

dave · dave

. and tells him she has a problem in her pants. "Everytime I take my knickers off, I hear "show me the way to amarillo"" The doctor sighed.. "Yes, madam, every cu.nt is singing that at the moment".

vee8 · vee8

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a...

Chevy · Chevy

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dave · dave

2 women walking home drunk had 2 pee so they ducked in2 a graveyard. they had no bog roll so 1 woman used her knickers & threw them away, the other useed a ribbon from a wreath. the next day their husbands were talking. we'd better keep an eye on our wives,1 said, mine came home without her knickers. u think t...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

> > Might make you think, then again.....might not! > > > > > > > > > > > > A FEW OF LIFE'S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS > > > > ** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? > > > > ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but dar...

dave · dave

http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v1/ enjoy

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

U need sound http://www.big-boys.com/articles/dudelipsync.html

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	getting dead here, so heres the scoby vid (Preview) for them thats not seen it, tis a wee taker but dont tell them that edit, link has changed -- Edited by dave at 23:59, 2006-05-10	dave	2	1224	Mon Jan 23 22:57:15 2006 by Rayza123
	Llama (Preview) Don't blame me if you start humming this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php	old bird	0	840	Sat Sep 10 09:40:11 2005 by old bird
	2 old men (Preview) Two old men decide they are close to their last days on earth and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they end up at a place where women of the night charge for their services. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first tw...	dave	2	890	Fri Sep 9 10:55:59 2005 by Kate
	stress relief (Preview) ..when the 'good woman' keeps getting on your case: http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf Click and drag her around like a sack of spuds.	vee8	3	1020	Mon Jul 4 19:18:30 2005 by old bird
	Breaking News - Liverpool captain arrested (Preview)	dave	2	854	Fri May 27 20:03:42 2005 by vee8
	Private forums?? (Preview) How the hell do I get into a private forum?? xx	pink	1	902	Mon May 23 13:51:18 2005 by Deuce
	Aussie questions. (Preview) The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain...	vee8	0	906	Sun May 22 08:58:13 2005 by vee8
	HAYNES' MANUAL - THE REAL MEANINGS with a new bit (Preview) the top part been around for ages dont rember seeing the bottom ones though Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise. Translation: Clamp with molegrips (adjustable wrench) then beat repeatedly with hammer anticlockwise. You do know which way is anticlockwise, don't you? Haynes: Should remo...	dave	1	931	Tue May 10 21:22:05 2005 by vee8
	Chocolate maths. (Preview) Try this...........buggered if I know how it works YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATHS 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multi...	vee8	2	870	Sun May 8 03:40:48 2005 by woolleyman123
	God save her Maj! (Preview) http://eclectech.co.uk/camillaqueen.php	vee8	0	855	Tue Apr 26 20:00:27 2005 by vee8
	wicked ebay auction (Preview) http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5570085385&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW	dave	0	866	Fri Apr 8 23:08:59 2005 by dave
	rover (Preview)	dave	1	872	Fri Apr 8 20:55:05 2005 by Flamer
	A women goes to the doctors.. (Preview) . and tells him she has a problem in her pants. "Everytime I take my knickers off, I hear "show me the way to amarillo"" The doctor sighed.. "Yes, madam, every cu.nt is singing that at the moment".	dave	1	832	Fri Apr 8 10:50:57 2005 by vee8
	sneeze (Preview) A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a...	vee8	4	996	Sun Apr 3 20:17:57 2005 by faz gurl
	What do you call ? (Preview) ?     ;   ...	Chevy	16	1053	Sun Apr 3 20:15:30 2005 by faz gurl
	2 women (Preview) 2 women walking home drunk had 2 pee so they ducked in2 a graveyard. they had no bog roll so 1 woman used her knickers & threw them away, the other useed a ribbon from a wreath. the next day their husbands were talking. we'd better keep an eye on our wives,1 said, mine came home without her knickers. u think t...	dave	2	863	Tue Mar 29 21:11:55 2005 by Foltan
	Might make you think, then again.....might not! (Preview) > > Might make you think, then again.....might not! > > > > > > > > > > > > A FEW OF LIFE'S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS > > > > Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? > > > > Why does the sun lighten our hair, but dar...	woolleyman123	6	890	Tue Mar 29 21:08:10 2005 by Foltan
	most annoying website (Preview) http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v1/ enjoy	dave	2	982	Sun Mar 13 22:05:51 2005 by old bird
	Sex Jokes (Preview) SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor...	woolleyman123	0	912	Fri Feb 11 06:53:29 2005 by woolleyman123
	WTF (Preview) U need sound http://www.big-boys.com/articles/dudelipsync.html	woolleyman123	0	872	Sun Feb 6 20:14:09 2005 by woolleyman123
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