Two old men decide they are close to their last days
on earth and decide to have a last night on the town.
After a few drinks they end up at a place where women
of the night charge for their services.

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and
whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms
and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old
and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them.
They won't know the difference." The two old men go up
the stairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first one says.....
"You know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead?" says the other one, "why would you think that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I
was loving her up."

His friend says, "I think my one was a witch."

"A WITCH!!! Why in the heck would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the
neck and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and
flew out the window