> > Might make you think, then again.....might not!
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> > A FEW OF LIFE'S UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
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> > ** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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> > ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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> > ** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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> > ** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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> > ** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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> > ** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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> > ** Why is a boxing ring square?
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> > ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
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> > ** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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> > ** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
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> > ** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
> > turn down the volume on the radio?
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> > ** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing
> > liquid made with real lemons?
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> > ** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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> > ** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
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> > ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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> > ** Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
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> > ** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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> > ** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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> > ** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that
> > little indestructible black box is?
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> > ** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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> > ** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
> > drink and drive?