2 women walking home drunk had 2 pee so they ducked in2 a graveyard. they had no bog roll so 1 woman used her knickers & threw them away, the other useed a ribbon from a wreath. the next day their husbands were talking. we'd better keep an eye on our wives,1 said, mine came home without her knickers. u think that's bad, said the other, mine had a card up her arse saying "from all the lads @ the fire station, we'll never 4get u"