A blind man walks into a bar and tells the barkeeper: - Would you like me to tell you a Blonde joke? Says the barkeeper: - Consider first: I am blonde, the bouncer is blonde, the man to your left is a blonde wrestler, the man to your right is a blonde weightlifter, and the man over there is a blonde bodybuilder. Do you still want to tell your joke? - No, says the blind. Don’t feel like explaining it five times.