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One for the Girls
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A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink.The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while h...
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Scary car ads
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MUST READ FIRST !!!! Watch your screen very closely. Its quite hard to see. This is a car advert from somewhere. When they finished filming the ad the people who made it noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. The ad was never put on TV because the unexplained ghostl...
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Y r men Happier
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Why Men are happier...... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world...
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Joke
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Wife standing in front of the bedroom mirror checking herself out says to her husband "I've got saggy tits,fat ****, wrinkles and cellulite . Pay me a compliment will you " Husband says "There's nothing wrong with your eye sight" -- Edited by woolleyman123 at 07:57, 2004-10-26
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Wot happens to Women?
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what happens 2 a woman after a year of marriage? she develops dysons disease and makes a continous whining noise and refuses to suck any more
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Car Center funnys
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funny llama fuzzy llama
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http://www.angrymonkey.net/putfileshere/llamasong.swf-- Edited by dave at 01:01, 2004-10-29
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Cubicle Conversation
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This bloke walks into a public toilet where he finds two cubicles, one of which is already occupied. So he enters the vacant stall, closes the door, drops his trousers and sits down. A voice then comes from the cubicle next to him "Hello mate, how`s it going?" Thinking this a bit strange but not wanting t...
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Blonde Joke
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A blonde goes into a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blonde seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, she selects a...
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Nun Joke
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the mi...
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Chavs
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What do you say to a Chav at work?
Two big macs & fries please mate !
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what do you think of this joke?
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Man Falls Asleep At Church... One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin wit...
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First Joke For Xmas
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I Reckon someone's been saving this all year ...........
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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Winning the lottery
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A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to his wife, "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery!
All £10,000,000...." "Woooohooo!!!! That's great sweetie" she replies. "Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?"
"Who cares", he replies, "Just f**k off!"
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Skunk
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A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" Her husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." She asks, "What a...
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VW advert
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http://www.frsocc.com/bollocksv1.mpeg
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Bloody Women
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dunno if this has been posted before but oh well A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just...
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Dog Rules
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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both l...
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Sailor
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A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself in the ocean. When she went down to the docks a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity on her. "Look, you've got a lot to live for," he said. "I'm off to America in the morning and if you like I can stow...
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Mr Honda
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Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Mr Honda thought about it for a min...
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