Funny Stuff

Kate · Kate

Count the people, wait til they move- then count them again!! Can anyone work this out cos its driving me mad!!

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Brian's Flat mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two i...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

A blind man walks into a bar and tells the barkeeper: - Would you like me to tell you a Blonde joke? Says the barkeeper: - Consider first: I am blonde, the bouncer is blonde, the man to your left is a blonde wrestler, the man to your right is a blonde weightlifter, and the man over there is a blonde bodybuilde...

dave · dave

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag. "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days. The little paper bag felt no better...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam" ********** Two peanuts walk into a bar One was asalted. ********** A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." ********** A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we do...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were popping. The girl smiled and gave the older woman some chewing gum, assuring her that many people experien...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders three beers. He takes his beers to a table, and takes a sip from each mug in turn, until all three are empty. Then he proceeds to the bar and orders three more beers. The bartender looks irritated and explains that if he orders one beer at a time, they'll be fresher and...

vee8 · vee8

Here's another mind reader, but don't try cheating it! http://digicc.com/fido/

reusch · reusch

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, th...

Kate · Kate

http://www.mysticalball.com/ This is sooo wierd

For Ebay users. · vee8

If you've ever used Ebay, you may just recognize yourself here!!

http://www.geoffellis.com/ebay.html

Husky · Husky

www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas

dave · dave

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cnb.php -- Edited by dave at 00:50, 2004-11-09

reusch · reusch

Check out www.badgersx3.com its a laughand there cute ;p

Deuce · Deuce

Got this off UK hotrods. Here's what's going on in the other car forums... Bentley Forums - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going b...

vee8 · vee8

Best read in an Aussie accent. Cultural diveristy in action... GENERAL RULES Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. DINING OUT When decanting wine from the box, tilt t...

Husky · Husky

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress >party. >He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so >he >writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. > >A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: >"Dear Si...

vee8 · vee8

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night; face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats could smell the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they...

vee8 · vee8

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed,he gets on top of her, kisses her on the ne...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	ARGH!! (Preview) Count the people, wait til they move- then count them again!! Can anyone work this out cos its driving me mad!!	Kate	8	190	Thu Nov 25 17:54:26 2004 by Kate
	A MOTHER ALWAYS KNOWS .. (Preview) Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Brian's Flat mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two i...	woolleyman123	6	171	Thu Nov 25 09:44:39 2004 by old bird
	A blind man walks into a bar..... (Preview) A blind man walks into a bar and tells the barkeeper: - Would you like me to tell you a Blonde joke? Says the barkeeper: - Consider first: I am blonde, the bouncer is blonde, the man to your left is a blonde wrestler, the man to your right is a blonde weightlifter, and the man over there is a blonde bodybuilde...	woolleyman123	7	163	Wed Nov 24 23:59:45 2004 by vee8
	little paper bag (Preview) A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag. "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days. The little paper bag felt no better...	dave	3	154	Thu Nov 18 11:04:53 2004 by Kate
	Some old jokes (Preview) Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam" ******** Two peanuts walk into a bar One was asalted. ****** A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." ******** A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we do...	woolleyman123	1	147	Thu Nov 18 11:01:52 2004 by Kate
	Popping Ears (Preview) Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were popping. The girl smiled and gave the older woman some chewing gum, assuring her that many people experien...	woolleyman123	1	186	Thu Nov 18 11:00:33 2004 by Kate
	An Irishman walks into a bar.... (Preview) An Irishman walks into a bar and orders three beers. He takes his beers to a table, and takes a sip from each mug in turn, until all three are empty. Then he proceeds to the bar and orders three more beers. The bartender looks irritated and explains that if he orders one beer at a time, they'll be fresher and...	woolleyman123	0	135	Thu Nov 18 06:57:45 2004 by woolleyman123
	Here's another one. (Preview) Here's another mind reader, but don't try cheating it! http://digicc.com/fido/	vee8	2	156	Tue Nov 16 06:54:24 2004 by woolleyman123
	Parrots (Preview) A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, th...	reusch	2	137	Tue Nov 16 01:13:09 2004 by sparky
	try this (Preview) http://www.mysticalball.com/ This is sooo wierd	Kate	13	210	Mon Nov 15 21:18:36 2004 by old bird
	For Ebay users. (Preview) If you've ever used Ebay, you may just recognize yourself here!! http://www.geoffellis.com/ebay.html	vee8	6	331	Fri Nov 12 19:15:27 2004 by sparky
	Another Xmas Joke (Preview) www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas	Husky	1	123	Fri Nov 12 08:34:23 2004 by Kate
	some thing for ever body (Preview) www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cnb.php -- Edited by dave at 00:50, 2004-11-09	dave	1	146	Mon Nov 8 09:13:43 2004 by Kate
	badgers (Preview) Check out www.badgersx3.com its a laughand there cute ;p	reusch	3	149	Sun Oct 31 22:00:21 2004 by vee8
	Whats happening on other forums (Preview) Got this off UK hotrods. Here's what's going on in the other car forums... Bentley Forums - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going b...	Deuce	10	181	Sat Oct 30 21:51:16 2004 by dave
	Australian ettiquete (Preview) Best read in an Aussie accent. Cultural diveristy in action... GENERAL RULES Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. DINING OUT When decanting wine from the box, tilt t...	vee8	1	151	Sat Oct 30 09:39:08 2004 by old bird
	Fancy Dress (Preview) A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress >party. >He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so >he >writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. > >A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: >"Dear Si...	Husky	2	138	Fri Oct 29 17:13:42 2004 by vee8
	Bats (Preview) A vampire bat came flapping in from the night; face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats could smell the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they...	vee8	0	121	Fri Oct 29 17:05:08 2004 by vee8
	Oh so true! (Preview) A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They...	vee8	2	161	Fri Oct 29 14:52:23 2004 by woolleyman123
	I Love u Honey (Preview) A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed,he gets on top of her, kisses her on the ne...	woolleyman123	9	190	Fri Oct 29 01:34:50 2004 by nightdreamer
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