Funny Stuff

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/content/flash.htm

Flamer · Flamer

The slapper has been seen running a burg & Tea Van at a truck stop near Dover.A bloke after me ordrered a Burger only to be told they were frozen,without Shaza tucked a burger under each armpit to defrost them. Next bloke came along & asked for a Hot Dog!!!!!!!!!!Nah,I didn`t tell him

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit o...

vee8 · vee8

http://www.ahra.org.uk/images/BRONZE.MPG http://www.ahra.org.uk/images/SILVER.MPG http://www.ahra.org.uk/images/GOLD.MPG

Goldo · Goldo

http://24.81.74.132/golden/0012.mpeg hehe, clicky

vee8 · vee8

http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf

vee8 · vee8

Yes it IS a genuine licence! -- Edited by vee8 at 19:47, 2004-12-02

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

A rich white man in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating s...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

Turn yur speakers on for this http://daemlich.net/2364

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

WORDS WOMEN USE ************************************************** ******** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 mor...

Flamer · Flamer

Stayed over in a hotel this week.Got chatting to some old girl at the bar,as you,booght a few drinks,fed it some scoff and all that. Anyway,At the end of the evening I asked if she would like to come up to me room to watch a bit of Telly. "Have you got cable" she asked." No," said I"I`ve got a bit of old fle...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

How to shower like a woman: Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natu...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead wi...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'l...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its Socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches o...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

Need sound for this. http://www.servertje.nl/files/cow.swf

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

http://www2.b3ta.com/youcantspell/

vee8 · vee8

Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end. Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years. 1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated) 1880: James A. Garfleld (assassinated) 1900: William McKinley (assassinated)...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

This Is Totally Amazing. Say the word COW before each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW After each word 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW before AND after each word. 1 - Cows 2...

vee8 · vee8

The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the "Father's details" section. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, one was fathered by Jim Munson, but I'm unsure who fathered the other. I believe he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Chav Aid 2004 (Preview) http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/content/flash.htm	woolleyman123	2	694	Sat Dec 18 08:58:27 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	Shaza (Preview) The slapper has been seen running a burg & Tea Van at a truck stop near Dover.A bloke after me ordrered a Burger only to be told they were frozen,without Shaza tucked a burger under each armpit to defrost them. Next bloke came along & asked for a Hot Dog!!!!!!!!!!Nah,I didn`t tell him	Flamer	2	132	Wed Dec 15 14:07:21 2004 by Flamer
	Jelly Baby (Preview) A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit o...	woolleyman123	3	140	Mon Dec 13 10:21:06 2004 by dave
	Enough to put you off sport! (Preview) http://www.ahra.org.uk/images/BRONZE.MPG http://www.ahra.org.uk/images/SILVER.MPG http://www.ahra.org.uk/images/GOLD.MPG	vee8	2	137	Sat Dec 11 04:16:33 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	Human Blowtorch :D (Preview) http://24.81.74.132/golden/0012.mpeg hehe, clicky	Goldo	1	179	Sat Dec 11 04:03:02 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	You for coffee? (Preview) http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf	vee8	3	148	Sat Dec 11 03:57:19 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	Have you seen this woman? (Preview) Yes it IS a genuine licence! -- Edited by vee8 at 19:47, 2004-12-02	vee8	3	140	Fri Dec 10 06:51:16 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	Crocodile Fighter (Preview) A rich white man in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating s...	woolleyman123	4	132	Fri Dec 10 06:49:54 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	if ya like llamas youll love this (Preview) Turn yur speakers on for this http://daemlich.net/2364	woolleyman123	4	142	Fri Dec 10 06:47:07 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	WORDS WOMEN USE (Preview) WORDS WOMEN USE ************************************************ ****** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 mor...	woolleyman123	13	151	Fri Dec 10 06:46:27 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	On the pull (Preview) Stayed over in a hotel this week.Got chatting to some old girl at the bar,as you,booght a few drinks,fed it some scoff and all that. Anyway,At the end of the evening I asked if she would like to come up to me room to watch a bit of Telly. "Have you got cable" she asked." No," said I"I`ve got a bit of old fle...	Flamer	12	152	Fri Dec 10 06:41:27 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	How to shower (Preview) How to shower like a woman: Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natu...	woolleyman123	2	129	Fri Dec 10 06:39:02 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	Wots that smell. (Preview) This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead wi...	woolleyman123	3	132	Fri Dec 10 06:36:39 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	Bill Gates in Hell (Preview) Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'l...	woolleyman123	1	105	Fri Dec 10 06:34:38 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	Funny (Preview) A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its Socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches o...	woolleyman123	2	114	Fri Dec 10 06:32:37 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
	Dont have a cow. (Preview) Need sound for this. http://www.servertje.nl/files/cow.swf	woolleyman123	0	131	Thu Dec 2 07:15:59 2004 by woolleyman123
	U cant spell (Preview) http://www2.b3ta.com/youcantspell/	woolleyman123	5	159	Mon Nov 29 06:48:47 2004 by woolleyman123
	Spooky, huh? (Preview) Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end. Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years. 1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated) 1880: James A. Garfleld (assassinated) 1900: William McKinley (assassinated)...	vee8	2	138	Sun Nov 28 23:09:30 2004 by Deuce
	The Cow list (Preview) This Is Totally Amazing. Say the word COW before each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW After each word 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW before AND after each word. 1 - Cows 2...	woolleyman123	6	132	Sat Nov 27 16:22:39 2004 by sparky
	Who's the daddy? (Preview) The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the "Father's details" section. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, one was fathered by Jim Munson, but I'm unsure who fathered the other. I believe he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am...	vee8	3	136	Thu Nov 25 22:01:01 2004 by Shaza
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