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Chav Aid 2004
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http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/content/flash.htm
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Shaza
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The slapper has been seen running a burg & Tea Van at a truck stop near Dover.A bloke after me ordrered a Burger only to be told they were frozen,without Shaza tucked a burger under each armpit to defrost them.
Next bloke came along & asked for a Hot Dog!!!!!!!!!!Nah,I didn`t tell him
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Jelly Baby
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A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit o...
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Enough to put you off sport!
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http://www.ahra.org.uk/images/BRONZE.MPG
http://www.ahra.org.uk/images/SILVER.MPG
http://www.ahra.org.uk/images/GOLD.MPG
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Human Blowtorch :D
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http://24.81.74.132/golden/0012.mpeg
hehe, clicky
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You for coffee?
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http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf
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Have you seen this woman?
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Yes it IS a genuine licence! -- Edited by vee8 at 19:47, 2004-12-02
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Crocodile Fighter
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A rich white man in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating s...
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if ya like llamas youll love this
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Turn yur speakers on for this
http://daemlich.net/2364
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WORDS WOMEN USE
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WORDS WOMEN USE ************************************************** ******** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 mor...
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On the pull
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Stayed over in a hotel this week.Got chatting to some old girl at the bar,as you,booght a few drinks,fed it some scoff and all that.
Anyway,At the end of the evening I asked if she would like to come up to me room to watch a bit of Telly.
"Have you got cable" she asked." No," said I"I`ve got a bit of old fle...
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How to shower
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How to shower like a woman: Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natu...
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Wots that smell.
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This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead wi...
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Bill Gates in Hell
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Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'l...
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Funny
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its Socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches o...
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Dont have a cow.
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Need sound for this.
http://www.servertje.nl/files/cow.swf
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U cant spell
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http://www2.b3ta.com/youcantspell/
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Spooky, huh?
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Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end. Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years.
1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
1880: James A. Garfleld (assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (assassinated)...
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The Cow list
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This Is Totally Amazing. Say the word COW before each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW After each word 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Look Now say the word COW before AND after each word. 1 - Cows 2...
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Who's the daddy?
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The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the "Father's details" section.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, one was fathered by Jim Munson, but I'm unsure who fathered the other. I believe he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am...
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