Funny Stuff

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint -- come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is "...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

A warning notice for when you buy software! Some months ago, I upgraded to GIRLFRIEND 1.0 from DRINKING MATES 4.2 which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run GIRLFRIEND 1.0 with the sound tu...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

Little Johnny and the red bike Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mum, I want a bike for my birthday". Little Johnny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had got into...

Kate · Kate

http://members.iweb.net.au/~jspry/passiton.html

Kate · Kate

http://www.bizarremag.com

Chevy · Chevy

How many times or rather in what moments in history has the F word been used? I`ll start. Rourkes Drift. Where did all those ffffin spears come from -- Edited by Chevy at 10:28, 2005-01-16

dave · dave

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The...

Kate · Kate

http://daemlich.net/4447

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=16216&;page=1&pp=20

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

The Weakest Link, BBC1/BBC2 Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? Contestant: Jool carriageway. Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius? Contestant: Bombay. Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes? Contestant: Crocodiles. Robi...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

http://www.banthis.com/index.php?xid=swf&f=flash/Chipmunks%20Gangsta%20Rap.swf

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

http://www.banthis.com/index.php?xid=swf&f=flash/Choccy.swf

badass · badass

GET A LIFE !

dave · dave

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pe...

old bird · old bird

Hopefully this link will work! But I just love Little Britain.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/clips/series2/clip4.shtml

Pug206 · Pug206

http://www.easttyroneemedia.co.uk/wrb1%20site/Videos/crazym5.WMV

Pug206 · Pug206

i like this song aswell! http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html

vee8 · vee8

With thanks to Chevy. Think this might appeal in our current industrial environment. Trafalgar "Order the signal, Hardy." "Aye, aye sir." "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's the meaning of this?" &n...

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

woolleyman123 · woolleyman123

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	A little Ditty (Preview) A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint -- come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is "...	woolleyman123	0	100	Sun Feb 6 20:11:00 2005 by woolleyman123
	Software Update (Preview) A warning notice for when you buy software! Some months ago, I upgraded to GIRLFRIEND 1.0 from DRINKING MATES 4.2 which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run GIRLFRIEND 1.0 with the sound tu...	woolleyman123	0	98	Sun Feb 6 20:04:20 2005 by woolleyman123
	Little Johnny's Bike (Preview) Little Johnny and the red bike Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mum, I want a bike for my birthday". Little Johnny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had got into...	woolleyman123	1	118	Sat Feb 5 19:00:37 2005 by vee8
	sex (Preview) http://members.iweb.net.au/~jspry/passiton.html	Kate	1	146	Sat Feb 5 07:49:52 2005 by old bird
	check this out! (Preview) http://www.bizarremag.com	Kate	0	114	Fri Feb 4 08:36:00 2005 by Kate
	The F word (Preview) How many times or rather in what moments in history has the F word been used? I`ll start. Rourkes Drift. Where did all those ffffin spears come from -- Edited by Chevy at 10:28, 2005-01-16	Chevy	7	155	Thu Feb 3 18:09:13 2005 by Old54Pop
	lucky pig........... (Preview) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The...	dave	3	128	Thu Feb 3 15:26:44 2005 by Kate
	Rocky is back (Preview) http://daemlich.net/4447	Kate	3	132	Thu Feb 3 08:46:14 2005 by woolleyman123
	Made me laugh (Preview) http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=16216&;page=1&pp=20	woolleyman123	0	96	Thu Feb 3 08:44:37 2005 by woolleyman123
	Contestants funny answers (Preview) The Weakest Link, BBC1/BBC2 Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? Contestant: Jool carriageway. Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius? Contestant: Bombay. Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes? Contestant: Crocodiles. Robi...	woolleyman123	0	87	Thu Feb 3 07:56:21 2005 by woolleyman123
	Who remembers the Chipmunks? (Preview) http://www.banthis.com/index.php?xid=swf&f=flash/Chipmunks%20Gangsta%20Rap.swf	woolleyman123	0	89	Thu Feb 3 07:51:55 2005 by woolleyman123
	Who likes Chocolate? (Preview) http://www.banthis.com/index.php?xid=swf&f=flash/Choccy.swf	woolleyman123	0	101	Thu Feb 3 07:45:54 2005 by woolleyman123
	zombie boy and kenny m (Preview) GET A LIFE !	badass	8	204	Sat Jan 29 09:53:59 2005 by vee8
	boobs n willies (Preview) A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pe...	dave	1	136	Wed Jan 26 20:16:15 2005 by Kate
	Trouble in the car park. (Preview) Hopefully this link will work! But I just love Little Britain.http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/clips/series2/clip4.shtml	old bird	12	167	Thu Jan 20 20:45:03 2005 by Kate
	MAD DRIVER TRULY MAD (Preview) http://www.easttyroneemedia.co.uk/wrb1%20site/Videos/crazym5.WMV	Pug206	8	159	Fri Jan 14 23:31:34 2005 by Chevy
	This is very Funny (Preview) i like this song aswell! http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html	Pug206	0	101	Tue Jan 4 18:30:30 2005 by Pug206
	Trafalgar? (Preview) With thanks to Chevy. Think this might appeal in our current industrial environment. Trafalgar "Order the signal, Hardy." "Aye, aye sir." "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's the meaning of this?" &n...	vee8	0	97	Thu Dec 23 19:21:51 2004 by vee8
	Merry X-mas (Preview) http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/	woolleyman123	3	149	Sat Dec 18 21:56:59 2004 by Chevy
	Some funny tech things. (Preview) ----------------------------------------------------------	woolleyman123	6	126	Sat Dec 18 09:12:26 2004 by Ady the shag daddy
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