I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled...
...so I told the fat bitch to fuck off
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Dont blame it on the sunshine,
Dont blame it on the moonlight,
Dont blame it on the goodtimes,
Just blame it on the WOOLLEY.
I said to my ex that if you wanr lose weight walk 10 miles a day for a week! "Will I lose weight"?she asked. No!,but at least you`ll be 70 miles away from me
Do Not F*ck Me Off You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry
