I`ve just read in my Sunday paper a follow on report taken originaly from a Spanish newspaper on a well known holiday Island.
"Dogging creates crowds on seafront" The locals have noticed since Saturday afternoon cards being placed in shop windows & telephone boxes asking for participants to take a dog for a walk,A witness saw some old slapper wearing a "I`ve been done in Epping" T shirt putting up posters also asking for doggys.People,mostly blokes have been see gathering around a Fiat 500 just off the seafront.A fire department chief has complained that he has lost two of his fireman & has put out a search party to find Jose & hose B.
The Sunday sport wull be flying a reporter out tonight to look into it and the Fiat 500.
Ha Ha Ha,probs picked a Fiat 500 cos its got suicide doors an a full length sunroof.one leg outta each door & mor room down thru the roof,the mind boggles
