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Intensive Care


In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts
was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses
nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crossses, prayer books,
and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock
struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward
and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

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