OMG! Old people are always shown as innocent but my mate (Tricky with the mental Mk1 Astra Turbo...some may know him) just sent me some images that he'd taken at Sandbrook Park on Sunday night...he only just got the pics off his camera tonight tho.
My animated story goes like this....
A 75 year old man is driving along in his 1 day old Toyota Yaris with 86 miles on the clock.
Meanwhile Ste and Redcrow are parked up in Sandbrook Park eating maccies, it's the local cruisers 'hang-out' so there were a few modded cars scattered about.
Back to the old person...in a moment of total rage/stupidity/oldness, the old man canes it round the roundabout and loses control (pressed the accelerator instead of the brake and then was going too fast too stop) sliding off the roundabout, accross a verge, accross a path, accross another piece of grass, see photo:
accross yet more grass and then over the 'edge' displayed in the next photo:
down a mini cliff/very steep hill, off a wall and then lands in the car park....but that wasn't enough for the 'innocent' pensioner, he couldn't just land like a normal person, no..instead he SQUASHED STE'S CAR WITH STE IN IT!!!!! See pic:
Old guy went hopsy and his car was recovered first....Ste was wondering why no-one wanted to help him out seeing as a car had just landed on him, but then he remembered he was a cruiser and therefore scum of the earth rating along side that of a serial rapist or murderer...
After the initial shock, and after everyone was pronounced "not dead" most people turned their hand to ****ing themselves laffing that a pensioner had caused so much distruction, he had a flat hat on the dashboard and a zimmer frame in the boot, I kid u not!, Tricky decided it was his roll cage LMFAO!
thats ****ing mental mate glad no 1 was hurt. u r right about the ppl not wanting 2 help a cruiser cos they r on par with real criminals, thats suks big time.
Ste couldnt open his car door and was pined into the car and they were more botherd about the old guy who had 4 airbags and his seatbelt on that the youn guy pined in a crushed car who was parked up with no seatbelt on eating his Md's its stupid
totally agree that people stereotype about cruisers and assume that we are all out to cause trouble and as for old people i personally think they should be made to retake their tests or be off the road when they reach a cirtain age
