"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
Another guy comes into buy condoms, and gets sent over to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register pays and leaves.
A high school kid comes into buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size" The clerk sends him over to Sophie. She grabs him and yells "CLEAN UP IN AISLE 4
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Dont blame it on the sunshine,
Dont blame it on the moonlight,
Dont blame it on the goodtimes,
Just blame it on the WOOLLEY.
