I was up Tescos and a women decided that she didnt want to take notice of the zebra crossing and walk out in front of me to I gave her a gentle tap and tole her that y that make zebra crossing so hopefully she mite think now part from a cat and a few Rabbits oh and some frogs.

lol a horse that prety big road kill

these were pikeys horses there was the mummy horse n glen (my cus) dodged it then the baby was kinda just behind it sort of thing. few dents in his car think the horse died glens got a huge bleck n purple jeep thing tho so it took care of itself

I hit a huge deer and it scared the crap out of me as it was about 4am and i screamed!!! What a muppet...

 

Jack hit a cat at 130mph last night- oops....

its all fun

swerve and avoided 2 deer this morning at the top of ballingdon hill. biggest thing i hit was a tree at the same place. i know its not roadkill but lol scared me seen as i never left the road, work that out!!!

Bloody trees they do tend to move in front of cars lol

well it was p**sing down with rain and it was very windy. I suddenly saw this tree come crashing down in front of me and i couldnt do nuffin but skid straight into it. Wrote my nova off aswell, as it pushed the whole front end 6 inches into the bulk head. if u look closely as u go up that hill, the left over tree is still there. kinda like a shrine to the chugga bug lol

luckily ive never hit anything bigger than a fox but theres always time