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Ever Wonmdered where we are headed
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? W...
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Irish Digital Clock
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The Husband Superstore.
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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went...
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Few Little Billy Jpkes
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LITTLE BILLY ON...GETTING OLDER ... Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat," Little BILLY rep...
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Interesting item on Ebay
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Reason for sale is funny. Have a read. (url)http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7927433876(/url)-- Ed...
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OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY
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Learn Chinese In 5 Mins
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That's not right-------------------------------------Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive?------------------------Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP-----------------------------------------Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man--------------------------------------------Dum Fuk Small Hors...
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Out of the mouths of innocents...
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A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea". Kids were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together some of the comments that were funny, and some that were sad. Here are some of them. The kids were all aged bet...
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Beer Goggles
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http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_goggles.swf
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Circumsision!
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What happened to the short sighted circumsisionist?? He got the sack!
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wanted
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ne1 sellin ne mark 5 ford escort body kits? 
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Japanese Man
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A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door. Eventually a Japanese man answers... "Harro", he says. "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman. "I bin on toiret" rep...
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High Water
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One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs.Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a baseball cap floating near the h...
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Having a Bad Day????
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>Having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full v...
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Potentially and Realistically
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically? The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt fo...
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An Irish Joke (no offence)
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One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years,sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from...
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Intensive Care
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occ...
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The little girl n the cop
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THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE COP : A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the gir...
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Just a funny pic....
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Bus Dodger
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http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/promotions/attachments/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/busdodger.mpeg
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