At long last we have just been introduced to the wonderful delights of a catering pack of KY Jelly.Best night of rumpy pumpy for a long time,and its all down to the slippery stuff.
What you do is-----------undo the top & while holding the tube in your left hand you squeeze a liberal amount into the open palm of your right hand.-------Next------Get the wife to hold the bedroom door open firmly-----------approach the door & apply the KY to the outside handle and close the door-----------this very simple act will ensure that no children can get into the room therefore leaving you in peace.
The only drawback is-------If you don`t wipe your hands before you go for a pee it makes your winky very slippery,it took both hands & some considerable time to get it off mine.
