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Confession Corner


Have you got a problem that you want to share with someone?  Do you have a dark secret that you need to share with someone? Have you done something very wrong and want to confess to your sins?


I can help!  Leave your confessionn here and between us we can sort out your worries and problems.  We won't judge you or anything like that and nothing will shock us.


Old Bird



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A problem page..great. Our very own agony aunt


Ok I'll start. When I fix photocopiers I always go out of my way to help customers who always offer a cup of tea while I'm working. If I never get a cuppa then I dont go out of my way. Then there are the customers who make a cuppa for everyone in the office except me. If the latter type need a part they will wait longer before I go back!


Am I being vindictave? Should I re-evaluate my morals?


Please please help..I feel so guilty


 



-- Edited by Deuce at 08:56, 2004-11-24

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Acton Hot Rod Association. SATIN CHAPTER


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Aunty Old Bird replies:


Don't feel guilty, you are doing the right thing.  There is nothing wrong with your morals, you're a hot rodder after all.


You could try drinking coffee instead of tea, maybe this is the problem, but don't try herbal teas some are not nice!  Or maybe take a flask of tea with you instead and then just raid their biscuit tin.


God bless you.



-- Edited by old bird at 09:53, 2004-11-24

-- Edited by old bird at 09:56, 2004-11-24

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lol if I did I would not be putting it on a public forum!

Z

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The good Lord will respect your opinions and confessions can be made via auntie Old Bird's private message system if you do not wish to air you confessions to a few friends.  He did ask me to make you say 10 "Hail Mary's" but I persuded him to change his mind, as you are female.


The Lord will try not to let you get wet when you are out in your car with the top down.  God bless you Zo. 



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hahahaha


Dear Auntie Old Bird,


When i meet people who are up themselves i like to bring them down a peg or two my mum says i'm a vindictive cow what do you think


Signed A N Other



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A N Other,


You are not a vindictive cow, do not worry about that.  The Good Lord will bless you for tring to peace and good will to this earth.  He will also try to make the AA or RAC a little more understanding of our dear sister Husky needs when her breaks down after she has been at prayer classes for 12 hours.


 Bless you.



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I think you should pray for the RAC if my car ever has anything wrong with it again!



-- Edited by Husky at 15:38, 2004-11-24

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The Classic Car Prayer


Anon.  (Source unknown.)


Our MOT man, who art in garage,


Hallowed be thy certificate.
Thy MoT come,


Thy welding be done,


On chassis as it is on panels.


Give us this day, our stamped certificate,


And forgive us our rustiness,


As we forgive those who will rust with us.


For thine is the rolling road,


The spanner and the driver,


For ever and ever (12 months, at any rate)


Amen


God bless you Husky.



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I shall say this prayer for the next 7 days and sneak it to a friend of mine who needs all the luck in the world for Racing Saturday

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I hoped you would like that, wish you buddy good luck for Saturday and will say a prayer him as well.

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Originally posted by: cabrio zo

"lol if I did I would not be putting it on a public forum! Z"


Is this a public forum?  How come then you have to be "enrolled" and a have log in to get on here?  If it was a public forum, surely you would be able to look at ALL STUFF without needing to log on???


Anyway, Cabrio, IS ONLY A LAUGH!!! Sorry hun!



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lol yeah you have to sign in with your username, but anyone can do that! I was only joking too

Z

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lol well we used that prayer old bird and he won the first race ........... there we all were holding hands in a circle and prayed for the life of the car ..... now if u believe that you'll believe anything but he did win and i nearly lost my voice!!!

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I have a confession to make, I have a copy of Joe Dolci's Shutta Ya face, a copy of the Birdie Song and The Snowmen's Hockie Cokie, oh yeah and Stefan Dennis's Gonna Make you feel good on 12"!!!!!  He was Paul Robinson in Neighbours all those years ago!!

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hahahaha @ Stefan Dennis. I have a copy of NKOTB - The Right Stuff somewhere on 7" and Kylie & Jasons Albums on 12" all hidden away!!

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